Phew! Ok, so that was a busy couple of weeks. I’ve finally got some time to myself to sit down and collate this shit. So last weekend saw LondonEdge roll in for 2017. I made a cheeky little vlog of the day if you’ve got 5 minutes to check it out!
I’m still not super confident using videos yet so I didn’t get a lot of the footage I wanted. Not to mention the battery running out so I grabbed some snaps on my phone and I think I’ll do a separate post on some brands I liked in particular.
After everything was wrapped up for the day we headed over the road to Byron burger to grab something to eat before making our way to the opening party.
I wish we could have stayed longer but tube times meant we were bailing a little earlier. But we still managed to pack in a couple of burlesque routines from the INCREDIBLE Talulah Blue, a belly achingly funny routine from the fabulous compere Virgin Xtravaganzah, free drinks, and lots of dancing. The London Edge team pull it off every time and I’m so grateful that I get to experience it.
Contrary to popular belief I don’t always like complaining. I know, here’s a chair for you. Don’t fall over.
I’d spied this dress on Lindy Bop ages back and I instantly fell in love with it. Black and white stripes are my jam. You’d be amazed how difficult it is to find them on a dress or skirt in plus sizes. I really wanted it, with an orange cardigan, for Halloween. But you know, money and responsibility, and adulthood bleh bleh yuck.
Well as you can see I got over that and just bought the damn thing. (It was also on sale, ha!) I was so excited because I’ve always wanted to own a black and white striped dress. A bit late for Halloween but sod it, it was mine.
Then it came.
I know by now that buying anything with Lindy Bop is a bit of a roulette. Their sizing, while slightly improved, is still pretty poor. At least on the plus size side of things. But I felt confident that given it was such a simple dress I couldn’t go wrong.
It’s safe to say that I felt a bit like an overstuffed sausage about to burst out of the casing. It has a weird waist line that goes into a flared skirt. As you can see, with the smaller sizing of Lindy Bop it spoils the shape on my body, which I guess could be slightly rectified by the belt they provided but they NEVER FIT. Every single Lindy Bop dress I’ve ever kept, or tried on and sent back, the belt has NEVER fit. I honestly don’t know if anyone who designs for Lindy Bop has even seen a fat person because I don’t understand how you can make a belt smaller than the garment it came with?
You see how the waist line mismatches with the skirt? Weird. Also very disappointing. I was expecting this to be like the Lady V London Hepburn dresses; simple sleeveless cut. Apparently not. It also manages to flatten my tits down so that’s good, eh?
Speaking of the bust this is another issue I have with the fit. It manages to squash my boobs as well as have a huge gape? I know a bateau neckline might be tricky to navigate with boobs but come on.
Are there any good points? Well, yeah. It has pockets? Wahoo! It’s also quite a thick material so it’s good to wear across most seasons. I like the length on me. I love that Lindy Bop are expanding into different prints and colours. As someone who likes the vintage aesthetic but also likes bright colours and vivid patterns it ticks the boxes. Shame I can’t wear half the fuckers. Will I stop buying from them? The sad part is, no. My choices are limited. I’m just stuck playing a guessing game where the only person who wins is the post office.
I did keep the dress. Mostly because there isn’t anywhere else that does this pattern in my size. My complaints are things I can live with. I’m just sad that I have to.